Where should I stick my hard earned dough?

Where should I stick my hard earned dough?
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Here are some ideas ordered by likely return

Investment Type Expected Return
Paying off credit card debt -15.0% - 0%
Installing solar panels on your house 5.0% - 15.0%
Real estate investment property 5.0% - 15.0%
Electric vehicle 2% - 3%
Collecting wine -20% - 20%
Cryptocurrencies 100% - 100,000%
Individual stocks -100% - 10,000%
Index ETFs 7.0% - 10.0%
Savings account 0.1% - 4.8%
Bonds 2.5% - 6.0%
Money market account 0.10% - 0.50%
Current account 0.01% - 0.10%